The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control…He just needed to sample some pork. So one summer day, he informed his members that he was going on vacation. He left town and went to the nearest eatery. After settling down, he ordered a roasted pig and excitedly awaited its arrival.
After only a few minutes, he heard someone shout his name and, to his great dismay, saw one of his fellow members approaching him. Just at that moment, the waiter approached with a massive dish containing an entire roasted pig with an apple in its mouth.
“Isn’t that something,” adds the leader after a little pause. “All I do is order an apple, and look what it comes with!”