Hi there. Hello, honey. It’s Daddy here. Mom, is she on the phone? No, father. She’s in the bedroom upstairs with Uncle Paul. Dad says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul,” after a little silence. Yes, I do, and he’s currently upstairs in the room with his mother—a little silence. Okay, then I want you to put down your phone, hurry upstairs, knock on the door, and tell your mother that your father’s automobile has just come up. Okay, Dad, just a moment.
After a few minutes, the young girl returns to the phone. Dad, I completed it. And what took place, honey? Mommy just found out that her father’s automobile had pulled up. Okay, Dad, just a moment. After a few minutes, the young girl returns to the phone. Dad, I completed it. And what took place, honey? Mommy isn’t moving at all since she slipped on the rug, smacked her head on the dresser, and ran around screaming after being afraid and jumping out of bed nude! Gosh!
Uncle Paul, how about him? He leaped into the pool from the back window. However, I suppose he was unaware that you had removed the water to clean it last week. He’s reached the bottom, and I believe he’s gone! Very lengthy silence! Daddy then asks, a swimming pool? 486-5732, is that right? Little girl: “I believe you are using the incorrect number.”