Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself…!
wife: no its not me.
husband: who then!
wife: our neighbor
husband: you paid him how much?
wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!