A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old!”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She answered,
“Oh, we didn’t discuss you at all.”