The three male canines race to be the first to reach her, but they all arrive at the same time. The boys are dumbfounded in front of the hottie, slobbering on themselves and hoping for a quick glance in return. Aware of her attractions and her clear effect on the three suitors, she decides to be generous and informs them, “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence will go out with me.”
The strong, muscular black Lab says, “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” the dog exclaimed. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, gleaming Golden Retriever and asked, “How well can you do?” “Ummmm… “I HATE liver and cheese,” the Golden Retriever exclaims.
“My, my,” muttered the Poodle. “I suppose it’s hopeless. That’s exactly as ridiculous as the Lab’s sentence.” She then looks at the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The chihuahua is the smallest of the three, yet it is the most well-known and talented. He gives her a smile and a sneaky wink before turning to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and saying, “Liver alone, cheese mine.”