The ladies said this was mainly a mistake Australian blokes make in the bedroom, but you might disagree
If we’d have predicted what 2024 might look like a couple of decades ago, you can imagine ideas such as flying cars, robot workers and kid-friendly hovercrafts would be getting floated about.
But at the very least, you’d have expected the male population to finally start giving ladies what they want in the bedroom – rather than just what they think we want.
Alas, the majority of blokes still don’t seem to know their way around a woman in this day and age… even though they have the internet and a host of female-authored sex advice books at their fingertips.
And you don’t just have to take my word for it – as a series of adult stars who were asked about how gents perform between the sheets all said that their lovers are all still making the same rookie mistake in bed.
Luckily for the rest of the world, these X-rated performers from Down Under reckon that this just applies to Australian men – although, once you’ve heard what they have to say, you might not be so sure.
Popular creators Alicia Davis, Annie Knight, Kay Manuel and Katija Cortez all came to the same conclusion when offering up their opinions about where fellas are going so wrong when trying to please them.
The Aussie adult stars all had the same critiques about blokes in bed (Getty Stock Images)
Basically, these women reckon that the common denominator between the majority of their male partners is that they all reckon it’s some kind of race and end up rushing through it – leaving the ladies less than satisfied.
Alicia, 31, explained that she believes Aussie blokes are quite ‘egotistical’ when it comes to lovemaking sessions.
The former correctional officer who now sells saucy snaps online said: “They think it’s all about getting in and getting the job done rather than the little things that can add to the moment.”
She explained that being an eager beaver is all well and good until it’s all over within a matter of seconds – and in her experience, most lads couldn’t care less whether she enjoyed the brief shag or not.
But Alicia hasn’t wrote all of the men in the world off, as she added: “Whenever I’ve slept with an Irish or British guy, they have been much more communicative and sensual. It makes a world of difference.”
Annie took a similar viewpoint on the situation and seen as though she proudly bedded 300 people over the last 12 months, this is a woman who has done more than enough market research.
She reckons Aussie men bizarrely feel the need to ‘jump straight in’ during sex.
Have they not heard of The Tortoise and the Hare in Australia or something?
OnlyFans star Annie Knight offered lads some advice (Instagram/@anniekknight)
Anyway, the OnlyFans star said: “What they don’t understand is you have to go slowly. Start by kissing and light touching.”
Now you’ve noted those handy tips down, take a look at what Kay had to say – you guessed it… PUMP THE BRAKES.
Dial your speed down a few notches rather than ‘rushing’ through it, the model said, as otherwise your female friend might be ‘faking it’ because she simply doesn’t want to make you feel bad.
“We are made to feel that stroking their ego by faking it, will make for better sex,” Kay continued.
“But that only serves…them.”
Uh huh, sister!
Lastly, Playboy star Katija also urged blokes to cool their jets when they’re in the bedroom – while calling out lads who seem to think that women can orgasm on ‘command’.”I’m not sure how men really think we can just make it happen automatically 57 times in a session,” she said. “Even better when they last 10 seconds and ask if I’ve finished!”